ENDLESS TOOLBOX: A LUNCH FIT FOR A KING AND THAT MEMO FROM PARLIAMENT

WHO WILL OUR NEXT NZ PRIME-MINISTER TAKE WITH HIM TO NAVIGATE? Or Lunch ...

A Tale of Long Lost Human Decency In The Modern Age

Some Parting Words of Goodwill for Hon Brooke van Velden , Minister of Internal Affairs and Workplace Relations and Safety: NZ Act Party and an Ode to Our Great Knight Sir Michael Friedlander.
We are so sad to see you go Brookey, maybe we can catch up for a Cup of Tea some day? We know how busy you are with your masks and your wigs but fair play, I still want to have my say. And can you ask Jilly PhD Philanthropist if she will have time to have a geeze at my next play? Frana Divich could proof-read it before we waste her time on De Minimis or for completeness de minimis non curat lex .
by Nicola Beale aka Watkins from Gizzy
https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicolawatkinsnz/


Now I know what you guys have been all thinking ... what in the hell is this chick on about is she on P? So back up the truck and I will spill the tea. I have written this piece, a little bit about me and my bubble brain, wait what did she say about Matariki again?

The primary equation for velocity is defined as the change in displacement divided by the change in time. Unlike speed, velocity is a vector quantity, meaning it must include both a magnitude and a specific direction (e.g., "5 m/s north").

Credits: https://science.howstuffworks.com/math-concepts/velocity-formula.htm#:~:text=Here%2C%20the%20letters%20%22v%2C,v%20=%2012/3

KEY TAKEAWAYS WHEN YOU KNOW TIME IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE HEADING NORTH

Speed and velocity are distinct concepts; while speed only considers the magnitude of movement, velocity also takes into account the direction.
If a car travels north a displacement of 100 meters in 10 seconds:

Velocity = 100m / 10s = 10m/s North

STARTING POSITION EAST: MY WOUNDED INNER CHILD



State House Gisborne circa 1970 - Nanny B

By now you can tell that I love to use a lot of analogies as a technique that maps a complex or abstract visual scene onto a familiar concept, making it easier for the brain to process and remember. It involves identifying the essential structure of a picture—the "what's it like" factor—and comparing it to a common object or scenario. Along with what is now thought to be a "neuro-divergent brain" in Auckland Steel days and beyond I have studied much of the art and debatable science of NLP and have a keen interest in the universe of metaphysics "deep scaffolding" and physics which is the study of matter, motion, and energy, described through empirical, quantitative measurement. I do not have any university training just a little bookworm who was lucky enough to be given a bit of speed-reading learning back in my early school days, back in the day.

The above image is my father's childhood home in Gizzy. My Grandmother Nanna Betty B was a wonderful lady full of beans, but she did experience hard times and I learnt from her that it's all about loyalty and integrity.

MEMO'S FROM WELLYS GOODWILL : NOT POLITICS

Navigation by the North Star of Politics: Magnetic North vs True North





The primary telegraph from M.J. Savage is quite clear in the header:


Date: October 29, 1937 (indicated by the "29" and the month stamp).


Location: Sent to 29 Wellington Street, Gisborne.


The Content: A formal yet warm acknowledgment: "Very many thanks for your kind message of greetings and good wishes which I most warmly appreciate."
No Instagram in those days just the OG Gram



Personal Message from the Prime Minister's office, sent just a few months after the first.


Date: February 14, 1938 (Valentine's Day).

Location: Sent to Gisborne.

The Content: It reads as a direct response to a message sent by Nanna B:

"I much appreciate your kind message of seasonal greetings and heartily reciprocate your good wishes. M. J. Savage"

If you want to have a Geeze at some history on MJS You can find Other Collections & Archives at:

Auckland War Memorial Museum: Holds photographic and documentary records of the memorial.
Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa: Holds archival materials related to Michael Savage in their collections.
National Library of New Zealand: Contains records and images related to his monuments.
So as you can see, MJS he is quite famous really. And then my Nana named my Dad Michael Joseph after him.

A CHILD'S VIEW OF NZ POLITICS : WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO TAKE MATARIKI AWAY?

In Politics it's all about focusing on the important things and having the right navigational instruments or your "Ducks in a Row" as Judith puts it.
https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/what-is-your-north-star-/7782072.html

Given my recent adult experiences of being shafted by the NZ Police, the Government and the Ministry of Justice I made up my mind I am not going to let it beat me, and I'm taking the official advice or our Hon Finance Minister Nicola Willis when I bumped into her at the Carousel late at night back to Auckland from Welly's 8 September 2025, our onboarding AIRNZ Flight Number NZ461 5 Sept was my birthday present after a tough few years.

Now that backstory is interesting because me and my son decided to check out Welly's scraping up enough dough to buy the cheapest economy flights and lucked out on even cheaper accommodation in the heart of Lambton Quay so it was like the universe was on my side that day finding that website, fly down 5 September (there's that number 5 again), and get to experience the vibe and the culture of our Capital City and take in the free sights on the local bus service. The weather was also our friend and the wind stayed quiet for once.

The last late flight Welly to Akld much cheaper on Jetstar and luckily too bumping into the Nickster at the carousel. That 10 minute chat I will never forget. For all that roasting she gets from the media full disclaimer: she is actually a lovely person and very humble and gracious. We discussed the state of our nation, the potential of resurrecting old timber mills to manufacture wood pellets for alternative fuel sources, and when she asked me so WDYD I skimmed over the detail and said "Bankrupt" been a tough few years, and this is my son ... AKA Redstag. She was well impressed and told us we should be proud of our achievements, and to keep our heads up and back ourselves. Unfortunately in the carpark AA Roadside flat battery callout timestamp at turn into a pumpkin time by the time the battery jumpstart arrived to help us start the little shitter I was driving and had konked out, Nick's and the Limo had already boosted off.

Look what I would say to you is that, I will dive off on a few tangent's. That's just how my brain operates, but in order to see where we are going, you do need to "lift up the hood" so to speak and in my case and my life and sharing 3 beautiful and talented children with TJW050958-03102017 - a top door slammer/wild bunch/top alcohol funny car racer (for short that is TDS; WB; TA/FC) and still on the board in the TA Index - you really do have to pull out all the bits and examine to see if we have any cracks. Life exists in Language and we are all unique. I will do my best to keep it brief and sweet. The links are for you to draw your own lines and see what you think if/or when you have some time.

OK TEAM MAPS: NAVIGATION NATION 101

The Scientific Distinction:

True North: This is the fixed geographic North Pole—the top of the Earth's axis. It is the constant used for maps and celestial navigation.

Magnetic North: This is a shifting point influenced by the motion of liquid iron in the Earth's core. It is what a compass needle points to, but it changes annually.

Magnetic Declination: This is the error—the angle between where the compass points and where the truth actually lies. To find your way, you must adjust for this declination (you guys can search that word up for yourself on google).

OH ON THAT STRUCTURAL STEEL TOPIC WHEN WE ARE TALKING WELLY'S AND EARTHQUAKES



Nick that finance minister is a busy lady so I didn't mention that I was slowly passing my late Father in Law's and late ex-husband's knowledge to my son as fast as practicable to be able to take all that in that they passed on to me plus my own seat time on how to be useful for the state, and make sure that our buildings and the people in them are kept safe.

In the context of Heavy Engineering, namely Structural Steel Fabrication, if you do not have any spacial awareness you can not design a reliable skeleton. The wireframe mockup, provides the concepts that show you your moments.

In the context of drag racing, if you are orientating yourself on the day you must also check your air temperature and humidity so you can select the right pill size for your fuel system and lean it out juuust enough you aren't bogging or melting. Fine lines and all that, we don't really use 1.5 line spacing we are a bit different to you guys. Girls, I can explain further at Lunch if we ever get to make that date but you can find it online anyways but here's a link just watch out for the titty pop-ups - you might try to click them away but they may still follow you around! https://www.racingjunk.com/news/effects-of-humidity-on-tuning-and-traction/.)



Image Credits: Dragpix

Aaaanyways what was i saying? Oh ...

Designing structural steel involves utilizing the moment of inertia to determine a member's resistance to bending and deflection under applied bending moments. 

The moment of inertia is a geometric property that defines how a section's material is distributed around its axis, with higher values indicating greater stiffness and less deformation.

Key Concepts in Steel Design 
Moment of Inertia Measures stiffness. A higher value means the beam will deflect less and resist buckling better.
Bending Moment:  An internal force caused by external loads.
Bending Stress Calculation: Stress = (Moment × y) / I  Determined using, where is the distance from the neutral axis.
Structural Shapes (I-Beams): Designed to place material far from the neutral axis, maximizing the moment of inertia for efficiency.

Yeah all those funny marks, that's just blatant plaguerism but it is kind of like me.  Just pull the lever.  Bent backwards, in tension and compression, twisted, burned, but not buckled just yet.  Just my name has been tarnished and I am pretty pissed about it.  Even the Friedlander's can lie in court and get away with it.  The Teflon Team. Actually the judge said they don't actually (there's Christopher Luxon talking) need to reply to a notice of facts ie they don't have to tell the truth they just don't say anything and win by default.

You want to make sure the bloody thing stands up in an earth quake don't ya?  Gotta have the right people if they don't all tear each other down while they race to the top.  My factory we built somehow ended up in the hands of one of our competitors too, how funny!  But we are talking about the last GFC not the 1998 but the 2006.  Now here we are, again same old shit.
 

A HOT POTATO FOR THE ACT PARTY : THINGS MAY GET A BIT STICKY ON THE TRACK FROM HERE

Buying that golden ticket, Prime Minister Lunches, Wigs and Tea




If you have been clever enough without too many links and pictures to see that I am a little battler, a pattern reader, an artist, a writer, and for a kid with no university degree quite good at physics and mathematics with a specific interest in Kinetic Energy. 

My centre of gravity, my lodestar, is what guides me through life and keeps me moving through the "weirdness" of being, and what I perceive as "bullying" while certain people think that I may be a bit "confused" about what I can see.

I have many telegraphs in the modern form from the NZ Judiciary, however none of them seem to have their maps working. So here is the thing, now I am older and bankrupt I have no more worries about telling you my secrets, my feelings and my observation is that our country is in deep shit unless we get the right people in politics who do not think that the patterns that are emerging will not catch up with them until my blog is buried under further SEO Analytics, Draft Cabinet Papers costing tax payers big budgets, and since we are on the parallel universe track which is me, drag racing and heavy engineering has taught me that you have to walk backwards in order to run fast, go straight and get the clicks. 

In drag racing it may seem to be all about the MPH at top speed but it is the inertia that holds the key. It all happens pretty quick for the co-pilot who packs the shoots and operates the computer, packs the lunch, runs the bizo and breast feeds the baby with two others on the hips. Pays the tax and the rates and the fuel bill, the wages, what am I just talking shit?  No European Holidays at that stage, too busy. And anyway you aren't allowed to leave the country when your status is the "B" word. Juggling all these jobs and commentary segues me into the Circus we are looking at which as a child was already on my mind when my painting was sent to England. Yes, me. Nicola B from Gizzy.

A PROUD MOMENT IN MY PERSONAL HISTORY



Look up to the right, tell me what do you see? Is it NLP?

That's me on the right see, Nicky B. B is Nee. Now Watkins of course, famous online for being a "Bankrupt" with the narration of "hopeless case" from the NZ Judiciary.

And here is my story, my "car" analogy.



WHEN THE BULLIES BEAT THE CHILD AND SHE DISAPPEARS : INCOMING MORE POLITICS

No More Beating Around the Bush Nicola What Did You See?

Well Governor, what I see is a web of deceit. A long drawn out battle against the NZ Judiciary and the crooked thieves that stole my hard earned money that I need for my home and my food security.

Whether it was a case of jealousy or a misdiagnosis of my personality, a little Dumbo like me has a very long memory. I will not be losing my G force or my navigation by way of the Lodestar any time soon. My bundle of tricks is pretty big.

I will just post snippets so that anyone sniffing can follow the trail and once they get there, and see it was never really about me, but about calling out Justice, another word for it is "bullshit" so that those Hon's in there, and the Wigs Get off their High Horses and stop using curtains and batons to bury the truth. You know that one ... "Giddyup GG". And I do know the mechanical strategy of how to unleash a 5000 horsepower GG but currently I am driving a shitter (bankrupt) and my pushy has a flatty.

Yep this one is for you Brookey. You are outed girl. You and Jilly bullied me and I told on you to the King. Actually his pigeons found it before me cause your digital footprints tappety tap tap were not hidden under the NZ Judiciary Samson Corporation Friedlander's wig. His pigeons are a bit quicker these days, your server could do with an upgrade. In drag racing when you "drop the hammer" you have already figured out your centre of gravity. A bit like ballet dancers when they spin actually.

Woman's Suffrage you say?  Bugger me.

Here's your Sunday Serving of Roast and for Pudding leftovers are here:

A Curated Digital Footprint Legacy of Philanthropy #7 Wikipedia





MEMORANDUMS SENT INTO SPACE : SATELLITE PICTURES OF THE FRIEDLANDER LEGACY

Bit fuzzy, I can post you the original

Now AI can not see that clearly so there could be a few typo's in here but the essence - the "soul of the dish" is clear.


From: nicola@rsgates.co.nz nicola@rsgates.co.nz Sent: Saturday, 27 April 2024 2:32 PM To: Brett Martel brett@highmarkhomes.co.nz; 'Lansdown, Frana' frana.lansdown@justice.govt.nz Subject: Memorandum in Response Watkins RE: CIV-2024-404-332 - Samson Corporation Limited v Nicola Maree Watkins Importance: High

Dear Frana

Please find the attached memorandum in response to the judge along with a copy of my memorandum dated 29 December 2023.

Kind regards Nicola Watkins

NOW WILL YOU WRAP THIS UP PLEASE NICOLA WE HAVE A LUNCHEON TO GET TO



Well to that I say "see you on the track you bullies" (well in court actually with a clean hands referee). Need more numbers about me? How about some good old fashioned stock car racing from back in the day.

In the case of 11G a chassis of high tensile steel will allow you to segue to the front and keep it all straight, not too much damage to fix.



And once you get that trophy running a quartermaster whilst giving your ADHD kid who won't stop talking some bits to wash while they are nattering it becomes clear that trophies in my family in the cupboard for playing darts and building and racing stockcars and pulling GG's out of engines on the drag strip are not lost on me.

If you are still confused and don't follow my drift here's some research on parts that make you go faster when you have the right economic policies at play which allow Steely's and Mechanic's those blue collar folks to run top performance machines and buy fuel.

https://1stparts.co.nz/parts/brands/53-quartermaster/?srsltid=AfmBOoo3Ihm9Q2uovgeJLT7ywSGb0LbUE7aRZ5dnLLBd7pcgNGw5ie43




AND A FINAL WORD FROM THE CROWS NEST OF THE GOOD GHOST SHIP ASF CREW CHIEF AND HIS WILD BUNCH

We recommend you listen to the words and the music to get the full Gist of this Play : This Is Gold


Now tell me Judge Venning, Orix v Watkins, Highmark Homes v Watkins, Samson Corporation v Watkins, was all that effort to bankrupt me and take my kids toys that necessary? Bit much bullying you think?



Cars & Toys for Tinkering Boys: Have a Listen People it's Cute - By The Way My Kid JW Made This While His Dad's Been Away Cruising the Stars



No university education required to hit that bullseye when it comes to Winners and Losers in the Game of Life aye Betty B


Grandad Ron's Dart Playing

NANA B GETS THE LAST LAUGH UP IN THE STARS



What a hoot aye Betty Butterworth, what's that rhyme they used to say about you back in your school day again? "A little bit of make up, a little bit of paint, makes Betty Butterworth just what she ain't" xxx Love you Nanna, Still flapping around down here in the weeds of NZ

Betty Beale nee Butterworth, you are the true recipient of this great medal of honor gifted from our Late Queen, don't worry Nana I will stamp it for them they are a bit busy in there mapping out their bits etc.

Love Nicola Watkins aged 52 calling out the bullies in the modern age
Bankrupt Story Teller and Grand Daughter of the Late Great Betty Beale nee Butterworth
AND That Is Just One side of My DNA, don't even get me started on Gloria Faye we will be here all day!



TOP LADY B: BETTY HAS THE LAST WORD

Actually Betty is a shooting star now but Nicola Watkins Official Assignee can help you if you are finally getting up to speed:

PS Governor: I have a dusty old HR Manual you can borrow if you want to recycle and do better for us. It has maps and diagrams and words in it. The People Group helped us populate the data into a nice tidy book. NOT CHEAP EITHER! Old school but still relevant you do not need to keep re-inventing the wheeL AND it was written by the Real People - The Staff of Auckland Steel wrote it and Nicola Watkins was the Facilitator because she wasn't the one walking the steel.

AI can draw you some maps you just got to train it like a dog, remember it is just your own brain talking to you if you input the data correctly it will spit out good, if you feed it crap = crap in crap out.

That's why we have proper regs. Maybe Mum has that photo of me in my witches hat playing on stage in costume.

Brook Van Velden ACT Party 

I am sure David definitely would not know about all these shenanigans in the electorate office would he? I did call in to see you in person but the lady said just email it - IF YOU STRUGGLE TO REMEMBER ALL THIS STUFF ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK UP TO THE RIGHT AND IMAGINE A PICTURE AND ATTACH IT TO SOME WORDS - HANDY MEMORY HACK - DALE CARNEGIE

Further Creative Talents and Work Environments from the 90's Nicola Beale: Some Interesting Work

Stories and Staff Xmas Parties:

Credits to some more Late Great People I knew and spent time with:

https://www.nzonscreen.com/profile/colin-follas/biography

https://www.nzonscreen.com/profile/george-andrews

Tim Mowbray, don't know where he got to.

https://www.nzonscreen.com/profile/bill-toepfer/biography

Steven on the Dubner (Shortland Street VHS Dropout's that was me) oh and yeah typing in the Credits, keep those rolling

Chris in the Sound Suite, few more surnames have escaped me but if you google it:
Here are the key details connecting these figures from my youth when I was in my 20's before I met Tim (TJW):

Colin Follas: A highly respected producer known as "One Shot Follas" for his efficiency. While famous for Country Calendar, he also produced a wide range of sports and corporate content through his company, Tiger Films.VTR & Programming: In the 1990s, VTR was a major hub for independent sports production in Auckland.

Colin Follas often collaborated with specialized sports directors during this era to produce rugby-centric segments and highlights.

The "Epsom" Connection: It is common in the NZ television industry of that era for crew members to be remembered by nicknames or their home suburbs.

Epsom was a frequent residence for many senior TVNZ and independent production staff.
I'll have to dig out those piccy's. I wonder if they will remember me?

Too many other names to mention, some of them wished to remain anonymous but you may find them on here with a few clicks:

https://www.facebook.com/nzonscreen

Sorry Kids Vid is too old, all the Hi8 was thrown in the Bin Apparently but I might have a DVD floating around somewhere in the dungeon.




Oh PS, Made a Gate for Cliff Curtis, can you please read my script it's a goody. Chur.

Oh yeah now I remember, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric_Salizzo that dude who I used to answer the phones for. And Ken Booth from VTR? Well me and Ken had a little bit of a dust up and I told him I was leaving cause he was Italian and a bit grumpy but a hard arse teacher and he did input a couple of years training investment into me for which I will be eternally grateful for that "era" of my life's work.

END

HOPE THAT'S ALL THE CREDITS BUT IF I MISSED ANYONE YOU CAN CONTACT ME CARE OF THE OFFICIAL ASSIGNEE https://www.insolvency.govt.nz/about/about-insolvency-and-trustee-service

Signing off
WILD BUNCH PRODUCTIONS INC
Nicola Watkins




Wait reddit: no see 105 is answering - it means we are in the system


So stop being impatient and watch the tele

https://youtu.be/2MdyhWdXLBE?si=oUtuDnyQuMHFwYEX




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